Soldiers in Belarus found a little squirrel and brought it to the Warrant officer. The squirrel was very weak and about to die, so the officer took care of it and fed it like a baby every four hours.
Three months ago the guy left the army and now works as a taxi driver and the squirrel is always in his pocket no matter where he goes!
oh my god
my goal for this semester is to title all of my papers using lyrics from kanye west songs
i’m in it to win it mothafuckers
no one has noticed yet
i feel like my references to kanye west may be lost on my 40+ year old professors
five weeks left in the semester and i’m still going strong
this is fantastic!!!
Oscars Drinking Game
- take a shot every time seth macfarlane doesn’t make you laugh
- don’t do this you are going to die
my teacher just said van gogh was the 19th century version of instagram
“hay guise trimmed ma beard lol”
“omg guise just tidied ma room”
“omg guise look at dis view, no filter xoxox”
“chilling in da club”
“NEW SHOES OMG”
“guise, i’m so sad #feelz”
for biking 15 miles/burning 800 calories in my hour at the gym i’m awfully awake :(