June 2013
4 posts
A soldier and his squirrel.
Soldiers in Belarus found a little squirrel and brought it to the Warrant officer. The squirrel was very weak and about to die, so the officer took care of it and fed it like a baby every four hours.
Three months ago the guy left the army and now works as a taxi driver and the squirrel is always in his pocket no matter where he goes!
lord jesus
oh my god
May 2013
3 posts
April 2013
6 posts
March 2013
12 posts
my goal for this semester is to title all of my papers using lyrics from kanye west songs
i’m in it to win it mothafuckers
no one has noticed yet
i feel like my references to kanye west may be lost on my 40+ year old professors
five weeks left in the semester and i’m still going strong
this is fantastic!!!
Listen
THIS IS WHY I’M NEVER TRYING TO TORRENT MUSIC EVER AGAIN OH MY GOD
February 2013
19 posts
Oscars Drinking Game
- take a shot every time seth macfarlane doesn’t make you laugh
- don’t do this you are going to die
Play
1:48
my teacher just said van gogh was the 19th century version of instagram
“hay guise trimmed ma beard lol”
“omg guise just tidied ma room”
“omg guise look at dis view, no filter xoxox”
“chilling in da club”
“NEW SHOES OMG”
“guise, i’m so sad #feelz”
January 2013
13 posts
Listen
Just discovered this song
for biking 15 miles/burning 800 calories in my hour at the gym i’m awfully awake :(
